Liberals see problems and solutions. They feel their way through major decisions.

Wouldn’t it be great if we got rid of dirty power plants and just absorbed the energy from the sun?
Let’s tax dirty energy and make it go away. Yea. No power plants would be great!

Wouldn’t it be great if everyone had health insurance?
Let’s just give everyone insurance ’cause that would be great!

Wouldn’t it be great if everyone made enough money to raise a family of four?
Let’s raise the minimum wage to a “living wage” ’cause that would be great!

The economy is slowing down after a housing bubble burst. Wouldn’t it be great if the laws of economics could be ignored?
Let’s ignore economics and history and spread happiness around the country in the form of a stimulus. Let’s make boring economics go away. That would be great!

Wouldn’t it be great if the people and workers owned businesses instead of greedy business men?
Let’s have the government take over failing companies and give it to the workers cause they really work hard and deserve it. That would be great!

Wouldn’t it be great if the world loved us?
We should go around the world pointing out how bad the old Republicans were and then the world will love us…and that would be great!

Wouldn’t it be great to live in a world with no nuclear weapons?
We should decommission our nuclear weapons. The other counties of the world will see how great we are and they will do the same thing. A nuclear-free world would be great!

Wouldn’t it be great if we had a black president?
If I vote for a black guy, then I can’t be a racist. Let’s elect a guy we know nothing about because a black president would be great!

If everyone would just understand that Barack Obama is above us (like God) and everyone learned to obey and fear him, to pray to him for forgiveness and good fortune, then we could live in our liberal world and that would be great!!!!!

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