Barack Obama is finally leaving the Trinity United Church. Not because it is a bastion of hate and racism, but because the press coverage was unfair to Trinity church goers…those people getting a kick out of Reverend Wright and Father Pfleger. We don’t want to shine a light on them.

So Barack is ready to make a change you can believe in. Don’t be cynical. He isn’t doing this for political expedience as he approaches the general election and needs to appeal to moderates. He is leaving the church so the good people of Trinty can hate white people without the glare of a spotlight…and he hopes we are too dumb to figure it out.

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